HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has been waited several years for this.

Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?' Washington says, 'Never tell a lie.'

'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'

SECOND NIGHT The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?' 'Listen to the people.'

'Ohhh!' Says Hillary, 'I really don't want to do that.'

THIRD NIGHT On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?' Lincoln says, 'Go to the theatre.' !!!

Veronica