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Thanks to Fr. Powell for sending this in to the website

ARE THESE OBJECTS MALE OR FEMALE?

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PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

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TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

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HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

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SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


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TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..


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EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

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HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



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THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying





New Law:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .







 

 

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